Riddles

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X: What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Y: Bi-lingual.

X: Correct. What do you call someone who speaks many languages?

Y: Um . . . multi-lingual?

X: I was looking for polyglot, actually, but I’ll take it. Now, what do you call someone who speaks one language?

Y: American.